[PORNOTYPE] 1 1/2: Alex Revisitz Revenge Pert 1 of 1
Dis is the EPIC story of Alex Mercer the pornotype. I think Allex is real cool an he is the best guy EVAR!!! He is a pornotype who looks kinda like a cross between Jacob Cullen and Justim Beiber (justine u rock! OXOXOXO) but alot cooler and hawter cause he has raven blak hairs and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and he has supa powers and stuff. An hes so smexy and cool Alex roxx! (also im noot gay im a GIRL)
And now fer the story!!1:
Alex was shitting on his couch watching tv. He was watching Justun Beeber Never Sya Never (alot of cool guys lik justen k no homo) an eating poopcorn. Just than... da phone rang!! Alex pick up the pone.
"Konichiwa!" said Alex. (Alx nose japanes cause he ate a japan guy)
"Alex Mcer." it was a scary voice on teh phone! "Meat me infont of the White Haus."
"Wut???" asked Alex all confused like. The phone hung up. Alex wanted to know who was callin so he checked the nu